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A Funny Thing Happened on the
way home from My friend Fred's bar this morning...
I was sitting in a restaurant buying breakfast for a couple pretty barmaids
that I had managed to keep My hands on after they closed up.
I started telling a story about meeting a magical female leprechaun
on the mystical streets of Hollywood when one of the girls asked Me,
"Was the convertible car You were driving a Jaguar?"
I couldn't resist saying, "Yes, it was Fred's super cool Jag convertible."
Then I finished My joke about the three wishes I talked the leprechaun lady into granting Me.
A few hours later, the other lady asked,
"Were You really driving Fred's car when You were partying with that leprechaun lady?"
I guess I'll have to be a little more careful about letting the ladies know
that its OK to doubt certain portions of My amazing exploits...
all born naked and screaming...
and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there"